segway garda - stopping dublin crime but only if its at walking pace
(( MY FEAR OF CLOWNS……….. dont judge me))
I’m not gonna be the one who’s dieing here
*is 2:59 a.m* FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
its 3:41 now i’ve survived
*like a baus*
Oh. Hello Pennywise. I was wondering what you’ve been up to.
that lump you get in your throat, and you don’t even know why it’s there
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
crystal gems gotta grocery shop!
My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.
I WANT TO COSPLAY REALLY BADASS/SCARY CHARACTERS BUT I AM BARELY FIVE FEET TALL AND LOOK LIKE A CHILD - An angry novel by me
I want to cosplay really cute small characters but I’m really tall and look like I’m in my twenties
The sequel written by me
I only want to cosplay male characters with broad shoulders, but i have crazy girly curves.
I want to cosplay but I am broke and live with my mom - the epilogue
*cutely chokes on ur cock*